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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1OsJeCTFVe8&feature=fvst

I could say all names in this piece have been fictionalized, or not. Point is, this unbelievable story is so intricately crafted, you will think that anyway, or not. But don't just yet rule out the fact that Reality may be stranger than fiction.....

I'm just sticking to this mortal life, this incarnation, which is more than enough to keep you guys and gals busy for the next 17 seconds or so. Hey, I'm no womanizer, I don't have a little black book, just a few ounces of grey goo to remember it all by heart. And that is plenty for me...

Back in elementary school, I fell in love with someone other than myself: Ingrid Koene, IK in short, which synchronistically means I in Dutch. So I guess I was still in love with me, but she took on the form of a little brunette lady with the warmest smile you'd ever seen. Actually, she was the second. The first one was my girl next door, Sylvia LaGrand, or in translation Sylvia the Great. I still vividly remember our little play tent in the back yard, where we played house etc. All the while though, the one I really looked up to was Silvia's Mother, Ria LaGrand, who was off limits because she was the Reverse Generation. But she was absolutely enticing, even to me at age 6 or 7.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dc6EWYws_X4

The next point of remarkability was highschool, where Monique van der Peijl was slightly interesting, although Peijl meaning Arrow in Dutch, she was only pointing towards something bigger and better. Maybe it was the fur-clad Evelien van Mijnsbergen? Nah, Eveline was a witch, bitch and a ditch, because she was way above us lowly folk. Mijnsbergen means as much as 'My Mountains'  I mean she ddin't have much as I remember now, but she was like Mount Everest, and I ain't no Sherpah Tenzing. Eventually I ended up with Ada de Waard, a blonde this time, but with much more accesible terrain. We became good friends, and though her naam means the Inn Keeper in Dutch, I never stayed the night. In a cross-literal sence though, 'Waard'  is also Value, Worth in English. And believe me, she was absolutely worth it. In fact, we're still friends, and synchronistically she called me this evening before I wanted to post this.. That, in hindsight is my whole problem: I always want to become friends first, but once they have me, the ladies never actually want to commit to anything more... Well, that's life.

At the end of college, I stumbled into the first girl that did put out: Ilona Gakeer. Should have been a 4x2 warning, because translating her last name to English, it literally spells 'Go Back!' Having tasted the Good Life once, I was in no mood to give it up, so I hung on for dear Life. Should  have listened, because after ten days, she dumped me...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KKVWmKYeva4

But opportuny comes, and comes and comes. By that time I had a pen friend who seemed interesting. As soon as my first job got me a lease car, I moved to the center of Holland, and visited her in the Far East, or the Achterhoek. Things moved fast, and not four months later we lived together, married 17th of May 1991, and got two girls. It eventually ended on a 7, in 2005,but I digress. Change of camera viewpoint: Currently there are three Linda's in my life, or actually two Linda's and a Linda. Neither of them would still be in my little black book if I had one, because of the following:

Linda Douglas, my ex: Pronounciation and then taking her last name from literal Dutch, would advise me to 'Do Glass' , or become transparent. I'm not fully there yet, but far enough to at least no longer require the push she gave me.

Linda Keus, my Human Resource Manager: her naam means 'Choose', indicating that the choice is mine, but she's not on the menu, she's holding it. I eventually did choose from that menu, but then my dish was taken of it....

Inbetween I found back my twin sister, even though I was not looking for a sister. Sangeeta was just a taste of what was to come, and faded into the background as soon as the groundwork for our grand plans was laid. She could read my mind, finish my sentences, dot my I's. We're still intimately connected, but have never been within a hundred miles of one another.

Lynda PortaNova: way out in Florida I met Jillian Ballantyne and Lynda at roughly the same time. One gave me a more or less linear progression from the L's, and the Mariah and Lisa I met slightly earlier. Not being particularly fond of a linear search (too brute force), I figured out this morning that I was actually instinctively performing a binary search: I for Ingrid nearly in the middle, although the S for Sylvia was an overshoot because I didn't know just how many candidates there would be. Then back to I (Ilona), figured her close enough to switch to linear search again. Landed in the L-region, which seemed to have something.

But work needed done, so my focus shifted. After having gotten three consecutive positions in Veenendaal (of all places), I figured something else was afoot: Three L's, three V's, and counting my daughters, three S's came into my life. Having intuitively named my firstborn Laura Valerie Slabber, I may have invoked that LVS-spell.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3q7KXWzA2fQ

But the last S, was a Serial Killer named Seda Karam. She didn't break my heart, but actually stole it, knowing I'd be heartless from then on. Well, it's true: I'm growing a beard  a la Gabriel Shear, and have the same cold-hearted tenacity Travolta displayed in Swordfish. I figure I either want her, or my heart back, whatever I fancy more the moment I lay my hands on her. Crime of Passion, or do we become the Passion of Crime?

There was one purely virtual but very musical lady between them: Teedra Moses swept me completely off my feet during my second job in Veenendaal. Her album Complex Simplicity seemed written just for me, and made Her real beyond anything I'd ever experienced before that:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ItILD4r-7MU

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UGhRhaKmD8s

Enter Annette le-Mer: Muse extraordinaire.  She is Sangeeta Squared, in that she knows EXACTLY what I need to do my job. But other than that, we're no match, although I'm positive the connection to her was designed in Heaven. She told me  as you read recently, that my intended is still out there, higher up because I'm in deep cover, and she's my lifeline out of here if stuff screws up. But this time around, I came to finish the job, get the girl, and go on an extended vacation....

Enter sss, who could very well be Sangeeta Cubed. Male, and hence no match, but at least it keeps life interesting, Because I definitely need something to keep my mind off the Lovely One Lady (LOL).

Love your Higher Self,

Dre'